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Plastic lover
Disposable cup
Tinder swipe
One more easy fuck.
And I’ll become

A poly sex freak
Philanthropist.
Healing circle
Jerk off bliss
And I’ll become.

Ok cupid.
Don’t be stupid
Show me a dick pic
The size of your wallet
And I’ll be become

Your best friends lover
Deep throat communicator
Open mouth kiss
Empty your relationshit.
And I’ll become

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Richard Garvey Kitchener, Ontario

Richard Garvey is guitar-strumming, banjo-plucking, and sing-along-starting performer and community organizer from Kitchener.

All of my songs/albums are available by donation. Thanks for enjoying the tunes. I also use patreon to earn my living so check that out!
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